#10: Describe your most embarrassing moment.
It was way too hard to pick just one. I have a lot of embarrassing moments! It's not even that I get embarrassed super easy, it's more like I do embarrassing things, then end up finding them absolutely hilarious five minutes later. So I'm going to share with you my 3 most embarrassing moments of the past 3 years...
Embarrassing Moment #1: This happened at Christmas. So I was Chapters, just looking at a few books and stuff. This song came on and it was John Lennon's "The War is Over", but it wasn't Lennon singing it, it was some random girl. So I say out loud "wow, you just shouldn't cover John Lennon". What I didn't realize was there was a woman standing beside me and she started laughing at me. She then replied with, "I agree." I couldn't have walked out of that section of books fast enough and I avoided her the entire time I was in the store. I was embarrassed! Now I think it's just funny.
Embarrassing Moment #2: I have to admit, I still feel slightly embarrassed about this one. So at Capernwray, we had these themed evenings occassionally (usually accompanied by a talent show). Anyway, so in winter term, the evening was a Western theme and the host of the evening dressed up as a cowboy. The host was this guy I went to bible school with who was very blonde (not in smarts, but in looks). To make his character seem more gross, he put mascara on his skimpy little mustache and blonde eyebrows to make them look blacker. At the end of the evening, I overheard a conversation where he was joking with the girl who lent him the mascara that he was going to keep it so he could do that to his mustache and eyebrows every day. And basically by the end of it, I had ended up telling him that he should just Just For Men it because it would look much better. Gotta love that awkward moment when you both think that the other person doesn't understand that you're both joking...
Embarrassing Moment #3: So I'm in grade 12. We're all at youth. Just hanging out, having a good time. Someone makes me laugh mid-drink. I started choking so hard that I have to run to the bathroom because I think I'm gonna vomit. I get to the bathroom, I don't vomit. Good news, right? Wait for it... I washed my hands because I coughed all over them. I leave the bathroom and walk back into the living room where all of us girls are sitting (thankfully I don't think there were any guys sitting there at that moment). I realize that my shorts feel wet. I look down, and sure enough, I peed my shorts. Quickly after this realization, I announce that I had peed my pants. Everyone laughed. So did I. (Thankfully I just changed into my gym clothes that were in my car.) Not sure that I'll ever be able to live that down... I also really enjoy telling people that story for some reason.
There you have it. My most embarrassing moments of the past 3 years.
