#15: If you were an animal, what would you be and why?
I really, truly despise this question. Mainly because I think it's stupid. Like why would I want to be an animal? Am I allowed to say 'human' or is that Christian-ly incorrect because we don't believe that humans are animals? I've thought about this question a bit in the last few days, trying to think of any animal that I would feel comfortable putting down here, but I just couldn't. So I'll share a story little totally-related blurb...
One of my co-workers at Smitty's asked this question to our boss once. His response was this (and I'm not lying): "I'd be a cow in India. 'Cause I'd be the safest son of a censored in town." A little bit racist (or religion-ist?), but still a little funny. You have to chuckle just a bit.
And that's that.
